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Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Posted by: | CommentsFOXY BOXING Have you ever tried to elicit sympathy for a badly sprained wrist? If you have you’ll know that you won’t get any. There’ll much ribaldry from so-called friends
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Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Posted by: | CommentsMiss Makeover says… My mother is difficult. And I am impossible.
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Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Posted by: | CommentsMiss Makeover says… My mother is difficult. And I am impossible. Let’s drop the euphemisms.
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Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Posted by: | CommentsSome clever dick said there would be less trouble in the world if we all stayed at home. I say ‘I love you’ is the problem
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Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Miss Makeover:FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS
Posted by: | CommentsFETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS by Miss Makeover Americans tend to think there are codes for everything. In the leather community a handkerchief in one pocket means sub, the other pocket means Dom
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Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
Posted by: | CommentsMARTIN AMIS: BREASTS OR BOTTOMS? Apologies for returning to the Priss Prince once more but he was my husband’s favourite, also a stick he used to beat me. I might have been a published writer but my husband had read Gabriel Garcia Marquez (although not since university) and kept on with Martin Amis even through the embarrassments of Night Train and Yellow Dog.
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Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
Posted by: | CommentsMARTIN AMIS: BREASTS OR BOTTOMS? Apologies for returning to the Priss Prince once more but he was my husband’s favourite, also a stick he used to beat me. I might have been a published writer but my husband had read Gabriel Garcia Marquez (although not since university) and kept on with Martin Amis even through the embarrassments of Night Train and Yellow Dog.
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Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
In Praise of Rounder Women
Posted by: | CommentsIN PRAISE OF ROUNDER WOMEN My friend Miss Plum doesn’t care about her ample poundage. Well, she used to. There was the usual teenage bulimia, the odd suicide attempt, slimming down to a skeleton on speed, then ballooning back up on a diet of Guinness and cream cakes.
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In Praise of Rounder Women
I picked my tawse up…
Posted by: | CommentsThis’ll make you tingle, you hard-arsed bitch. I gave her three quick, hard whacks. She screamed and begged me to stop
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Geezer Said He’d Spank Me, Long and Hard, Good and Proper
Posted by: | CommentsGeezer Hardnut said he’d spank me if and when I ever sobered up, long and hard, good and proper. I remember him speaking very quietly when he said my bottom would be red raw, I remember getting wet, then frightened because he meant it. He was cold-eyed yet a little sad, as if it really was that old cliche, he didn’t want to do it but I needed to be taught a lesson.
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Geezer Said He’d Spank Me, Long and Hard, Good and Proper